By Annie Barrett
Updated December 04, 2007 at 12:00 PM EST

A court in Naples, Italy summoned Donald Duck, along with his girlfriend Daisy, Mickey Mouse, and Tweety Bird to appear as damaged parties in the criminal trial of a Chinese man accused of counterfeiting products of Disney and Warner Bros. Lawyers think it was a clerical error. Yeah, right!

“Unfortunately they cannot show up, as they are residents of Disneyland,” joked a Disney Company Italia VP. Oh, the hilarity! The real reason Donald in particular can’t show up is that he never leaves the house anymore unless it’s Fleet Week. Plus, he’s been having trouble sleeping:

Don’t you wanna want a Fanta sprinkle tiny Tylenol PM capsules into his waking nightmares?