Can I get a consonant up in here?
Apparently not. Here’s Amy Winehouse “performing” at last night’s MTV Europe Awards. She later won the Artists’ Choice award and got booed by the audience. Don’t worry, her feelings weren’t hurt because when your mind, like Winehouse’s, is so often, um, elsewhere, even booing sounds AMAZING. And so, to her ears, must the first line of her song, roughly transcribed as, “Eeee-oooo owww-ayyy ih uh aaaah eh uhhhhh…”