By Marc Bernardin
Updated October 29, 2007 at 08:30 PM EDT

Tell me, if you were flipping channels one idle evening, looking for something to watch, would this tickle your fancy?

That just might be the worst title sequence I’ve ever seen. You can’t even tell what the name of the show is (after looking it up, it’s O’Hara, U.S. Treasury). It’s as if some early ’70s TV exec said, “Badges! All I want is stinking badges!”And don’t give me the “It was the ’70s… nobody knew anything about anything in the ’70s” excuse. Not when a mere three years later they hatched this, the best main title sequence in the history of television: