By Leah Greenblatt
Updated October 24, 2007 at 12:00 PM EDT

Prepare yourself, readers, for a peek at the spectacle that’s unleashed when the genres of horror and musical meet—but with neither the stars nor the pedigree of Sweeney Todd!

Featuring Paul Sorvino, Paris Hilton, Sarah Brightman, and that British dude from Buffy and those old Taster’s Choice commercials (Anthony Head) Repo! currently lists the following imdb synopsis: “A worldwide epidemic encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program similar in nature to a standard car loan. The repossession clause is a killer, however.”

Behold the wonder, then: Singing! Slicing! Genetics! And a set that surely cost of tens of dollars to rent from a community-theatre production of Phantom of the Opera: