By Mandi Bierly
October 18, 2007 at 07:20 PM EDT

Those Muscles from Brussels turn 47 today, and I’m not sure what is more embarrassing:

• That the only movie I’ve ever actually seen him in is Breakin’.
• That I could change that anytime I wanted to because I own the Van Damme 3-Disc Collector’s Set.
• That last Sunday, at my sister’s bridal shower, when I had people name celebrities she’d sleep with as part of a “How Well Do You Know Jennifer?” quiz, she totally hesitated before shooting down one guest’s joke response: Jean-Claude Van Damme.
• This…