Happy Birthday, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas!
Did you realize that Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas both have Sept. 25 birthdays? As she turns 38 and he turns 63, what present can we give them? Tempting as it is to offer the May-December Oscar-laureate power couple a Gift of the Magi-type screenplay idea (she cuts off her dark tresses to buy him some Poli-Grip, but he’s hocked his dentures to buy her tortoise-shell combs), let’s instead send Douglases a joint birthday haiku, like this one:
Thank you for (so far)
Resisting urge to show your
Chemistry on screen.
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