September 25, 2007 at 12:00 PM EDT

That Internet sex video allegedly starring Meg White (pictured)? It’s not her, says the drummer’s record label, calling the video a “fake,” a “prank,” and in “bad taste.” (And therefore, said video is not the real reason for Meg’s “acute anxiety” that led the White Stripes to cancel their U.S. tour.) Also, the guy who initially posted the video now says it’s not Meg (link contains NSFW language).

Also, Disney Channel’s tween pop queen Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus? Not pregnant, says the 14-year-old’s publicist, who calls that rumor “ridiculous and completely untrue.” Said rumor supposedly started in an interview with J-14 magazine that was posted online, but J-14 says the posted article was faked by unknown hoaxsters.

In both instances, PopWatch breathes a sigh of relief because, like Aunt Sassy says, we don’t need to see that.

addCredit(“Meg White: Kevin Mazur/”)

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