The 10 hottest topics for the week of September 21, 2007

By Scott Brown
September 14, 2007 at 04:00 AM EDT

1 Paris spills Xtina’s unconfirmed pregnancy secret
When Paris Hilton asks you to pee on a stick, run away and tell a grown-up.

2 Complete Studio 60 box set coming to DVD
Attention, gift givers: Tina Fey’s been needing a new coaster set.

3 Indy 4 picks a title: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Each of George Lucas’ kids was invited to contribute a word.

4 Tyra Banks has booked — but hasn’t yet backed — Obama
Without her endorsement, will he ever be America’s Next Top President?

5 Ben Kingsley says his new wife ”looks like a combination of ancient Egypt and ancient Rome”
He added, ”I long to excavate you, my darling ruin.”

6 Kid Rock cited for misdemeanor battery after fight with Tommy Lee at VMAs
As Peter Cetera might put it, ”They are a man/Who will fight/For Pam’s honor.”

7 Music biz is launching a hybrid of ringtone and single formats called a ”ringle”
It’s the brainchild of marketing chief J. Scooby Doo.

8 Sherri Shepherd officially joins The View
She’ll no longer go down as the Coy and/or Vance Duke of daytime talk.

9 Clooney dates Fear Factor winner
See, kids: You eat scorpions, you get to date George Clooney. Sacrifice and hard work!

10 Lou Pearlman’s Orlando mansion is sold in bankruptcy
And it comes with all the tanks and food flakes you need to grow your own O-Town.