By Amy Ryan
September 05, 2007 at 08:18 PM EDT

Today, Michael Keaton celebrates his 56th birthday in an undisclosed location, sheltered by the Actor’s Protection Program. My haiku:

Yo, Batman: You were
much more fun as a joker.
Where you been lately?

addCredit(“Michael Keaton: Lester Cohen/WireImage.com”)

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