By Michael Slezak
Updated August 22, 2007 at 08:54 PM EDT

Jerry O’Connell pins his what to his what? What?

You know this story is going to be a ridiculous waste of your time, fill you with a deep sense of shame, and kill more brain cells than an all-night margarita bender, and yet, you’re totally going to click here to read more, aren’t you?

All who succumbed to temptation say “aye!” Those who have a stronger constitution say, “nay!”