By Wook Kim
Updated August 10, 2007 at 04:00 PM EDT

Willem Dafoe. Will Ferrell. Andy Richter. Ana Gasteyer. And “a big, sloppy, dripping piece of happy pie!”

Okay, we have to ask: If this were real, which song would you choose for yourself? Or (shudder!) do you already have a tune stuck on endless loop that you can’t purge from your brain?