By Michael Slezak
July 24, 2007 at 02:00 PM EDT

I realize it’s only been a month since I blogged about a classic Central Park West catfight between Raquel Welch and Lauren Hutton, but I couldn’t resist pointing out this equally vicious (though far more delicate) exchange between Victoria Principal and Yasmine Bleeth on the short-lived 2000 soap opera Titans. The way Principal drops that “When were we not talking about houses?” zinger, she might as well be hurling a beaker of acid straight at her younger rival’s face. Now if someone could just post a YouTube clip of Bleeth’s bitchy Heather telling Lourdes Benedicto’s Samantha that interoffice romances are “strictly verboten,” I could die a happy man. If not that, maybe the casting geniuses at Desperate Housewives could just hire Bleeth and Principal for a couple of juicy recurring roles for next season?