By Mandi Bierly
Updated July 03, 2007 at 05:00 PM EDT

I recently got an invite to come sample Trump Steaks, which I respectfully declined (by never RSVP-ing). Now, I’ve been asked to attend an event promoting _Executive_Chairs_-_-674128-14479-US&ts=1183410775058&langId=-1&partNumber=674128&storeId=10001&ddkey=StaplesZipCodeAdd”>Trump Office, “a collection of executive chairs designed exclusively for Staples by the Trump brand.” (Technically, I’ve not RSVP’d yet, but I think the headline should take care of that, no?)Why must the Donald keep branding? And why must publicists keep thinking I’ll care?If you’ve ever bought something Trump, admit it below. I won’t judge. I just want proof that you exist.

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