June 21, 2007 at 08:01 PM EDT

The suits over at VH1 must be mind readers, because there is nothing that I need more than another reality TV show promising to rescue the stars of yesteryear from celebrity purgatory. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Salt-N-Pepa Show. Can I get a shoop? (Other new shows on VH1’s slate include: Danny Bonaduce’s Child Star, in which the ex-Partridge tries to find — you guessed it — the next child star; a photography-reality(?) series called Click!; and the self-explanatory America’s Most Smartest Model.)

VH1 has reportedly ordered 10 episodes of the Salt-N-Pepa Show, in which the former rap duo (pictured, with DJ Spinderalla, far left) will get to hash out the reasons behind their split, which became official in 2001. Count me out. Recent events have shown me that sometimes it’s better not to look back. How about you, PopWatchers: Will you be watching?

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