By Wook Kim
Updated June 20, 2007 at 02:00 PM EDT

“Okay, Mr. Little Furry Animal, when I give your cue, I want you to turn and face the camera and give me a look of pure shock and horror. Imagine you just spotted a gang of cats heading your way — drunk and angry cats. Think you can do that for me? Good. Okay….action!

[Also: PopWatchers, please settle a dispute here. What kind of animal is this? It’s not a chipmunk, ’cause there are no stripes on its back. It’s not a gerbil or hamster or mouse. And it’s too big to be a prairie dog, right? Thing is, we know we’ve seen one of these before — but what the heck is it?]