By Amy Ryan
June 04, 2007 at 12:00 PM EDT

Apparently, when it comes to capitalizing on Paris Hilton’s current woes, there’s no such thing as too cruel or too tacky. Not for the MTV Movie Awards (where Hilton got to watch everyone watching her cringe as Sarah Silverman told slightly NSFW jokes at her expense), not for the folks at GSN (who’ve created this Flash game that has the incarcerated heiress stamping license plates), and not for us. Yep, here at PopWatch, we’ll give up pretending we were going to try to take the high road with the latest edition of Beat This Caption, featuring a photo taken today at the unveiling of this sculpture at Madame Tussaud’s in New York. Here’s our caption:

“Exploitation? Why, of course not. We just happened to stumble across this old prop from Miss Hilton’s role in House of Wax.”

Your turn.