Happy birthday, Angelina Jolie!

Angelina Jolie turns 32 today, and that raises an interesting question: What do you get for the international movie star who’s romantically linked to one of the world’s most handsome men, and is also mother of a future supermodel? One word, PopWatchers. All together now (slow clap): Hai-ku! Hai-ku! Hai-ku!

I’ll go first. Leave your submissions on the gift table below.

• oscar winner who
• made life or something like it
• owes me ten dollars

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