''Porky's: The Ultimate Collection'' -- The seminal teen sex comedy gets repackaged for it's 25th anniversary

By Chris Nashawaty
Updated June 01, 2007 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Porky’s: The Ultimate Collection”

PORKY’S (1982)
Pint-size virgin Pee Wee (Dan Monahan) and his pals try to get laid, peep into the girls’ locker room, and battle with roly-poly redneck strip-club owner Porky (Chuck Mitchell). BIGGEST LAUGH Kim Cattrall, as a gym teacher, gets turned on by the smell of dirty socks and howls like a dog in heat. BIGGEST GROAN The 73rd joke about Pee Wee’s minuscule member. B-

An intolerant Foghorn Leghorn-like preacher boycotts the gang’s “obscene” production of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Payback ensues. BIGGEST LAUGH Meat (Tony Ganios) in a blond wig and tutu. BIGGEST GROAN The tender moments between Pee Wee and Wendy (Kaki Hunter). Where are the boobies? D

Meat unwittingly falls for Porky’s daughter. Swedish exchange student Inga (Kimberly Evenson) is added to the mix. BIGGEST LAUGH The prudish Miss Ballbricker (Nancy Parsons) finds romance…on a beach…at sunset…in slo-mo! BIGGEST GROAN Meat making goo-goo eyes at his crush?it’s like Jaws falling in love in Moonraker. Only worse. D-