By Annie Barrett
May 17, 2007 at 12:00 PM EDT

Bad news: The CW has canceled Veronica Mars. And despite widespread rumors, there’s not going to be a spinoff. Star Kristen Bell (pictured, with Chris Lowell, left, and Jason Dohring) is slated to narrate this fall’s new CW series, Gossip Girl. I’ll admit I don’t know much about VM, but I do know how committed its fans are, so I’m sure a “voice of Kevin Arnold”-like gig feels to you all like a huge slap in the face.

Let’s send off this show in the only way PopWatch knows how:

One night I tuned in
Your best friend really slept with
Harry Hamlin? Huh?

Do you haiku? I think you do.

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