By Katy Caldwell
May 09, 2007 at 02:00 PM EDT

I’m addicted to the Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip song “Thou Shalt Always Kill” because the lyrics are infectious (plus he’s got a crazy Cockney accent, but that’s another story)! The first time I heard it, I almost had a car accident laughing. The second time I almost did too because I was listening so intently to catch EVERY genius line he spat out. How does he speak soooo fast??!!

Originally, I was going to have you PopWatchers tell me which line is your favorite; mine is a toss-up between the lowbrow “Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover/Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover” and “Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants/Use it to get into their heads.” Anyway, my editor and I decided that it would be even better to play the game called What Do You, PopWatchers, Insist Thou Shalt Not Do? If you haven’t heard the song already, please give it a listen before you offer your own pop-cultural commandments. I’ll get the ball rolling:

Thou shalt not hate this song!