1 Dead Paris Hilton sculpture features removable innards At the center: nougat!
2 Pam Anderson to replace Carmen Electra in Vegas magic show at Planet Hollywood I could stop that sentence at almost any point, and it wouldn’t be any less poignant.
3 Tracy Morgan ordered to wear alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet It’ll help him avoid treacherous gin-filled potholes.
4 Studio 60 quietly returns for a few episodes on May 24 ”Or we might just stick in ‘The Single Guy,”’ said NBC. ”Gonna see how we feel that night.”
5 In new book, Kanye West’s mom says he liked porn. A lot. All moms have written this book, but she’s the first to publish.
6 Sony to release three- to five-minute ”minisodes” of ’70s TV shows I’m already nostalgic for them! Sony will capitalize on that nostalgia with a 14-second series called ‘That ’70s Minisode.’
7 Danny DeVito bottling his own limoncello It will come in small, medium, and ”Behar Lap Dance.”
8 Hugh Grant allegedly hurls beans If you’ve sampled English cuisine, you know there’s no ”allegedly” about it.
9 Courtney Love selling Kurt Cobain’s stuff because ”I still wear his pajamas to bed” In a way, don’t we ALL still wear Kurt’s pajamas? I have no idea what I mean by that.
10 Porn star talks opera on public radio I haven’t been this excited since Terry Gross hosted Fresh Air ”alfresco.”