The 10 hottest topics for the week of May 11

By Scott Brown
May 04, 2007 at 04:00 AM EDT

1 Dead Paris Hilton sculpture features removable innards At the center: nougat!

2 Pam Anderson to replace Carmen Electra in Vegas magic show at Planet Hollywood I could stop that sentence at almost any point, and it wouldn’t be any less poignant.

3 Tracy Morgan ordered to wear alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet It’ll help him avoid treacherous gin-filled potholes.

4 Studio 60 quietly returns for a few episodes on May 24 ”Or we might just stick in ‘The Single Guy,”’ said NBC. ”Gonna see how we feel that night.”

5 In new book, Kanye West’s mom says he liked porn. A lot. All moms have written this book, but she’s the first to publish.

6 Sony to release three- to five-minute ”minisodes” of ’70s TV shows I’m already nostalgic for them! Sony will capitalize on that nostalgia with a 14-second series called ‘That ’70s Minisode.’

7 Danny DeVito bottling his own limoncello It will come in small, medium, and ”Behar Lap Dance.”

8 Hugh Grant allegedly hurls beans If you’ve sampled English cuisine, you know there’s no ”allegedly” about it.

9 Courtney Love selling Kurt Cobain’s stuff because ”I still wear his pajamas to bed” In a way, don’t we ALL still wear Kurt’s pajamas? I have no idea what I mean by that.

10 Porn star talks opera on public radio I haven’t been this excited since Terry Gross hosted Fresh Air ”alfresco.”