Keith Richards: (I Can't Get No) Sinus Fiction
Sure, now Keith Richards says he was kidding when he told NME he snorted his own father’s ashes. I guess this admission is supposed to make us all breathe easier (including Keith), but it’s not hard to imagine that he was telling the truth the first time, and that his dismissal of his earlier remarks is just spin. I don’t know whether Keith was joking or not — what do you think, PopWatchers? — but I’ll bet the imaginative writers of CSI: Miami are already working on a ripped-from-the-headlines episode.