Trailer Blazer: 'Evan Almighty,' 'Ocean's Thirteen,' 'Chuck and Larry'
Evan Almighty (June 22) Check out the new, loooooong-ass trailer, below! Steve Carell stars as a typical guy who meets God (obviously Morgan Freeman) and gets assigned to build an ark before the great flood. Excessive body hair and genital-hungry animal antics ensue. It’s kind of like the rich man’s version of Ellen’s AmEx commercial.
Ocean’s Thirteen (June 8) “If you cross one Ocean, you face them all”… and if you see one Ocean’s,you must see them all, until you get to 99 and say hey wait, how am I258 plus whatever age I was in 2007 years old? (What?) The handsomegang who love each speaking one word of a group-effort sentence are atit again, now with Ellen Barkin and Al Pacino! C’mon guys… an Oprahjoke? Really?
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (July 20) OMG, are you homophobic? You will love this movie, starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James as two firefighters who marry to get a pension plan, in which the mere implication of gayness is so gross it makes you fall down ladders!