By Amy Ryan
Updated March 29, 2007 at 08:27 PM EDT

Do I really need to explain what’s so wrong about this? That rustling sound you hear is Kurt Cobain pirouetting in his grave.

Okay, I actually almost want to see this; it sounds that awful. And then, I look forward to seeing the sequel, which will surely be a dance show based on Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols, interpreting through movement the doomed romance of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.

addCredit(“Kurt Cobain: Gie Knaeps/London Features”)