Scott Brown's Hit List
The 10 hottest topics for the week of March 30, 2007
1 Sam Waterston lends voice to bipartisan group Apparently, the voice of bipartisanship is really raspy.
2 Celebs could have picked up hepatitis at Music and Lyrics premiere party Worst gift bag…ever.
3 New Mexico town proud to be setting for Wild Hogs Before this, the town was known for its low self-esteem.
4 Naomi Campbell shows up for community service in stilettos She’ll spear trash with her heels. The trash will be removed by a maid. She will assault the maid, and the cycle will begin anew.
5 Larry King has surgery for clogged neck artery Bill O’Reilly was quick to declare his own neck a ”no-clog zone.”
6 Angelina Jolie names her new son Pax Thien The next child will just be called Whole Mess O’Consonants.
7 Nicole Richie to be ”weight-loss” counselor on The Simple Life 5 It’s working! I just threw up!
8 Alex Trebek surprised by Jeopardy! three-way tie It’s the craziest thing to happen on ‘Jeopardy!’ since I changed the channel in 1997.
9 America celebrates 40 years of the Ding Dong Hey, that’s no way to talk about Vin Diesel!
10 Cincinnati orchestra nixes Dukes of Hazzard-themed concert ”Looks like the Cincinnati Pops got the boys on the run,” Waylon Jennings narrated from heaven. ”But it ain’t over till the Wopat sings.”