By Whitney Pastorek
Updated February 21, 2007 at 10:12 PM EST
Michael Becker

I don’t know if they’re going to post this, because Idol is totally Slezak’s territory, but I’ve just finished watching my tape of last night’s show and I’ve decided that Chris Sligh is totally my AI doppelgänger.

1. Funny.
2. Kinda schlumpy.
3. Understands that it’s a strategic battle.
4. Probably has a deep repertoire of song choices to draw from.
5. Will not throw himself off a bridge if he gets kicked off.

Yeah. So he’s who I’m identifying with. Share with the class, PopWatchers: If you were one of this season’s contestants, who would you be? And if you were a dog, how would you bark?

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