By Whitney Pastorek
Updated January 23, 2007 at 12:00 PM EST
Credit: Jesse Grant/

I am so glad I’ve finally got a chance to sit down and tell you about the EW party. Man! This place has been en fuego! But I’ve taken a deep breath, and gotten out my trusty notebook so I can remember all the amazing people I talked to on Saturday night, and…

… what’s that, Rainn Wilson? You are feeling the seductive call of the guest blog?

“Hello everyone on the Internet and in the world of entertainment. It’s me, Rainn Wilson, international superstar (hugest of all in Malaysia) promoting myself as un-official “spokesman of a generation” and gynecologist to the stars (Whoopi Goldberg, Katie Couric). I’m here because of the greatest movie ever made, The Last Mimzy, in which I star. I am actually raped by Dakota Fanning in this film. It was very disturbing and is causing quite an uproar in the blogosphere. [Nice word, Rainn, thanks. No problem. You’re so smart. Oh, go on.] She was wonderful to work with and very giving. So anyhoo, check out the family sci-fi epic adventure The Last Mimzy, and you will see my thighs. Good-bye.”

Okay, now I’m distracted.

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