By Michael Slezak
Updated January 10, 2007 at 11:07 PM EST

Getting my daily dose of DListed this morning, I came across a photo that cried out for a special edition of Beat This Caption. I was just about to go with, “Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! I wanna be dirty!” when my colleague Gary Susman came up with something even better. So go ahead and try to beat this caption:

“Hey, you’re right. The birthmark DOES spell out ‘666’.”