EW's Casting call for ''The Dirt'' -- We help ''Borat'' director Larry Charles find actors to star in the upcoming Motley Crue biopic

By EW Staff
Updated December 08, 2006 at 05:00 AM EST
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Word’s out that ‘Borat‘ director Larry Charles is casting the Mötley Crüe biopic ‘The Dirt.’ We’re all over this like Aqua Net on a teased mullet.

TOMMY LEE (drums)
Lovable, but dark…just like Little Miss Sunshine‘s gloomy PAUL DANO, bro.

VINCE NEIL (vocals)
An outspoken, nip/tucked bottle blond? Why hello, COURTNEY LOVE.

NIKKI SIXX (guitar)
For a smirky lothario, look to JUSTIN CHAMBERS of Grey’s Anatomy.

MICK MARS (bass)
Also diminutive and creepy: GOLLUM, who knows addiction.

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