The 10 hottest topics for the week of November 24, 2006

By Scott Brown
Updated December 01, 2006 at 05:00 AM EST

1 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip gets a full-season pickup NBC has ordered construction on another 800 miles of hallway.

2 Denise Richards throws computer off balcony Denise Richards destroy what Denise Richards not understand.

3 Meat thief targets Mario Batali He fears for his nibs.

4 Daniel Baldwin arrested on suspicion of stealing SUV Traces of regret, nepotism, and hair gel found on Baldwin matched samples from inside the vehicle.

5 The Nativity Story to premiere at Vatican It’s the ‘Pirates’ strategy: Hopefully the movies will drive more people into the theme park.

6 TomKat reportedly to wed in a 15th-century castle Best thing about 15th-century castles? Fifteenth-century couches.

7 Tentatively titled O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened to air on Fox Not to ruin the suspense, but if O.J. did it, we kind of know how it happened.

8 Famous virgin urges Britney Spears to go celibate But Britney says setting a timetable for celibacy will only embolden potential scuzzbands.

9 Frat boys say Borat got them drunk, took advantage In a related story, ”Borat” is apparently Kazakh for ”karma.”

10 Twyla Tharp’s Bob Dylan dance show is closing I saw it. It blew, and not in the wind, either.