Scott Brown's Hit List
The 10 hottest topics for the week of December 1, 2006
1 Carrie Fisher stars in one-woman show Wishful Drinking They got any 12-step programs for the prevention of one-person shows?
2 Frank Capra wanted sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life ‘2 Wonderful 4 Life: The Legend of Clarence’s Gold’ was originally conceived as the second of a trilogy.
3 Tina Fey confirms Paris Hilton is ”a piece of s —” With that settled, we can move on.
4 George Clooney calls Matt Damon ”Sexiest” ”No, no, good sir,” demurs Damon, ”YOU are the sexiest.” ”No, YOU!” ”No, YOU!” And so on and so forth, until I set them both on fire.
5 Etiquette coach wants Borat investigated She’s starting to suspect he’s not a real Kazakh journalist.
6 Tony Danza on Broadway! Well, Broadway and Canal. He’ll be selling pirated copies of ‘Who’s the Boss?’ outside a bodega.
7 Man shot waiting in line for PlayStation 3 The gameplay really is quite realistic.
8 Everyone compliments new Bond’s physique Everyone except Timothy Dalton, who’s like, ”It’s fine, okay? It’s…fine.”
9 Snoop prepares for championship game of his peewee football league Maybe I’m overreacting, but I think Snoop has an unfair advantage.
10 Angelina Jolie bodyguards accused of roughing up Indian kids Several have been charged with resisting adoption.