By Helin Jung
November 14, 2006 at 06:55 PM EST

OMG!!! Television shows — even comedies like Scrubs (pictured) — are accurate and educational!!! To boot, people believe what they see!!! Who knew?

I wish my mom had a knack for English, because damn, I really want to have her read this. And then I want to tell her, “I TOLD YOU SO, MA.” How many times did she turn off my reruns of I Love Lucy to tell me that TV will make me stoopid? I believe the number was 5,236,121. Thanks, Mom. Thanks a lot. I’m going to sit in my cube and cry now.

addCredit(“Scrubs: Vivian Zink”)