$26.5 million that Borat made last weekend — the highest-grossing opening ever for a film playing at less than 1,000 theaters. Which amounts to…
3.5 billion Kazakhstani tenge or…
1,104,166 copies of Pamela Anderson’s Star Struck: A Novel or…
5.3 million live chickens. And no worries, because…
$0 The monetary fine for bringing a chicken aboard the NYC subway — if it’s a seeing-eye chicken.