Scott Brown's Hit List
The 10 hottest topics for the week of November 10, 2006
1 Bob Saget’s Farce of the Penguins goes straight to video I just don’t understand this business anymore.
2 Elvira celebrates 25 years in show business Congrats, Elvira, on a quarter century of putting the ”boo” in ”boobs.”
3 Fox News chief vows to cover end of world …and is doing everything he can to bring it about by sweeps.
4 Vaughniston reunites And what better place for a romantic reunion than sleepy, tabloid-free London.
5 Dumbstruck Dilbert cartoonist regains voice His first words were ”I guess my voice got…downsized!” This was immediately put on a mug and sold.
6 Weinsteins say NBC and The CW quashed Dixie Chicks ads NBC’s one thing, but…quashed by The CW? That’s like getting fatwa’d by Liechtenstein.
7 Grey’s Anatomy’s Kate Walsh wonders if she gives off a girl-on-girl vibe Tom Sizemore wonders the same thing, and will fund some research on the subject.
8 Axl Rose says he barely remembers riding mechanical bull in Miami ”Oh, but I remember, Axl,” said the bull through a spokesperson. ”I have your half-mechanical-bull son here to remind me!”
9 Kirk Douglas regrets things he shot, mounted The stuffed Tony Curtis over the mantel is a particular embarrassment.
10 Kenny G named best musical golfer His only real handicap is that he’s Kenny G.