By Michael Slezak
Updated November 01, 2006 at 04:00 PM EST
Michael Jackson: Yuji Ohsugi/; Rebecca Sapp/

You may have heards the news that Michael Jackson is collaborating with the Black Eyed Peas’ (Access Hollywood got MJ to spill the details in an interview airing Thursday), but you may not have heard that Jackson is demanding his own special version of Fergie’s new single, “Fergalicious.” (Maybe because I made it up.) Anyhoo, here’s a special PopWatch first-look at the lyrics. And click here if you want to set them to Fergie’s music.

Michaelicious definition makes tabloids go loco
They want my fire, so Enquirer tries to take my photo
My thong’s thoia, oh yeah boya
Get mistaken for LaToya
I’m no failure, love Liz Taylor
I be dressin’ like a sailor

Michaelicious (so delicious)
My nose ain’t ridiculous
And if you’re throwin disses
Then tell my one ex-Mrs.
I throw kisses
To my girl Lisa Marie
And they be lining down the street just to get a look at me

So delicious (I’m hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on moonwalk)
So delicious (I pair black shoes with nice white socks)
Michaelicious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

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