By Whitney Pastorek
October 11, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT

Here is a totally incomplete list of all the things I love about the trailer for Grindhouse, Dimension’s upcoming Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez splatterfest:

1. The tire-squealing saxophone
2. Rose McGowan’s stripper hair flip
3. The casting of Freddy Rodriguez for no apparent reason
4. The casting of Josh Brolin for no apparent reason
5. Tom Savini’s mustache
6. The way one headlight goes red when the truck hits the biker
7. Naveen Andrews
8. Naveen Andrews
9. Naveen Andrews
10. The fact that, from a feminist perspective, I should be very offended by the existence of the Crazy Babysitter Twins, but I am not, and instead I think I’ll paint my toenails later
11. Zombies? Zombies!
12. ”They call him Machete. He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys.”
13. Danny Trejo’s presumably magnetic, motorcycle-mounted machine gun
14. Josh Brolin’s face melting off, for no apparent reason

and of course,

15-100. Rose McGowan’s machine gun leg (pictured).

Your thoughts?