September 13, 2006 at 06:42 PM EDT

Village People cowboy <a href=”
“>Randy Jones is 54 today, and to celebrate, I urge you to <a href=”
“>click here and watch the band’s dangerously campy video for “Sex Over the Phone” (well, at least as much as you can handle). When you’re done, I’m certain you’ll be inspired to write a celebratory haiku. Ready, set, express!

Why “Y.M.C.A.”?
Why at your wedding, people?
Listen to the words!


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