Kevin Federline is the next Vanilla Ice
Kevin Federline is the next Vanilla Ice -- Mr. Britney Spears joins a long line of bad white rappers
Congratulations, Mr. Federline! You’ve been inducted into the Cred-less White Boy Hall of Fame. Now take your place next to V. Ice.
K. Fed debuted his new single, ”Lose Control,” at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 20. The teens chose ”no.”
The ultimate white-rapper punchline. Which was worse, his hair or his rhymes? Discuss.
Jordan was looking for the ”Right Kind of Love,” but should have looked for the right kind of fashion stylist.
Blossom’s bro added edge to ”Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix”; too bad it sounded as awkward as Mayim Bialik’s name.
”Informer” was incoherent aside from ”A licky boom boom down.” Luckily, drivel needs no translation.