By Michael Slezak
Updated August 25, 2006 at 07:22 PM EDT

As part of my ongoing, sadistic plan to thwart your work productivity and get you berated by your boss, I present the following Friday-morning links. So quit pretending to read that deadly dull document on your desk, and join me in a few minutes of decadent procrastination. Resistance is futile!

-Warning: Today’s awesomely addictive YouTube link (brought to you by America’s Funniest Home Videos) may cause uncontrollable giggle fits, euphoria, and the sudden urge to produce or adopt a baby. Seriously.

This TV ad for the Utah State Fair contains disturbing images of a singing cotton candy being eaten alive by a rogue container of French fries. Watch at your own risk.

-And, finally, is it just me, or is Maria Sharapova’s new Nike ad (pictured) about the most adorable thing since Project Runway‘s sadly eliminated Alison Kelly?

Hope y’all enjoyed. And now, in the words of Meryl Streep’s Miranda Priestly: ”That’s all.”