By Jeff Labrecque
Updated August 01, 2006 at 04:00 AM EDT
Curb Your Enthusiasm: John P. Johnson

In a parallel universe, Larry David’s philosophical hero might be tackling real problems. Lucky for us, on Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Fifth Season, the ”misanthropic moron” keeps asking the not-so-eternal questions: What do people have against whistlers? Isn’t it sort of gay for Christians to worship a man?

EXTRAS In one of two docs, director Larry Charles explains why there aren’t other extras. ”[David’s] like, ‘If you didn’t see it the first time, you weren’t meant to see it, and therefore, I don’t want you to ever see it. I’d rather burn it.”’ Glorious bastard.