By Scott Brown
Updated July 26, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT
Advertisement

Stop forlornly polishing that vintage Chevy Chase maquette and read this: The Fletch prequel is back on the front burner, with Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence writing and directing. And surprise, surprise, he wants Mr. J. Zacholas Braff in the role of many-aliased, basketball-obsessed, silly-slick superjournalist Irwin “Fletch” Fletcher. The script will be based on the novel Fletch Won, by Fletch creator Gregory Macdonald.

I will now take questions, mostly from myself:

1) What does this mean for the now-scrubbed Kevin Smith version? Well, it certainly means Jason Lee can stop cramming Lakers stats.

2) Will Braff, if cast, create an emo Fletch for an emo generation? God, let’s hope not. There would not be enough Dixie Cups in the world to hold my tears.

3) What is the best way of fletching on RuneScape? I don’t know what that means… but maybe this?

You may take your own questions below.

Comments