Happy 26th, Jessica Simpson
Nope, I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson’s — especially the way her new single “A Public Affair” totally rips off Madonna’s “Holiday” (click here for the damning evidence) — but does that mean I won’t write her a birthday haiku? Or urge you to do the same? Come now, what kind of heartless blog-beast do you take me for?
- No ‘Boots’ for you, but
- If you took a holiday
- It would be so nice
addCredit(“Jessica Simpson: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images”)