By Michael Slezak
Updated July 10, 2006 at 09:11 PM EDT
Jessica Simpson: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

Nope, I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson’s — especially the way her new single “A Public Affair” totally rips off Madonna’s “Holiday” (click here for the damning evidence) — but does that mean I won’t write her a birthday haiku? Or urge you to do the same? Come now, what kind of heartless blog-beast do you take me for?

  • No ‘Boots’ for you, but
  • If you took a holiday
  • It would be so nice

addCredit(“Jessica Simpson: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images”)

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