By Michael Slezak
July 06, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT

Go, go, go, go, go, go. Go Fitty, it’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s your birthday. We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday. Or on second thought, we gon’ write some celebratory haikus. I’ll get the ball rolling.

Skip the Emmy snubs
It’s about the love and a
Bottle full of bub

addCredit(“50 Cent: Zach Gold”)