By Michael Slezak
June 29, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT

OMG! Did you guys hear? Mary-Kate and Ashley are about to rock the next great footwear trend — The Flesh Shoe! It’s gonna make bag-lady chic look so 2004. And Mischa Barton is gonna be wicked jealous she didn’t discover it first. Just don’t forget, you first heard this fabricated celeb-fashion scoop first at PopWatch. (And thanks to MetaFilter for the gag-inducing link!)

addCredit(“Animatronic Flesh Shoe: Adam Brandejs”)