By Michael Slezak
Updated June 02, 2006 at 02:00 PM EDT

It’s been a while since we played Beat This Caption, but this promotional shot from Mariah Carey’s debut as a Gillette Venus spokesmodel is kinda begging for it. My colleague Gary Susman notes there’s an eerie resemblance to a certain four-toed Lost statue going on here, but I went in a different direction with my caption. So do your best Michael Jackson impression and Beat It:

“You should see the statue that Maidenform is making for me!”

addCredit(“Mariah Carey: Jamie McCarthy/”)