The Alphabet of Manliness
As author of the website The Best Page in the Universe, Maddox has achieved Internet fame by ranting about the world in a particularly masculine way. If you disagree, you’re probably stupid and/or gay (”gay” being both literally homosexual as well as metaphorically stupid). Half funny, half offensively ridiculous, Alphabet of Manliness is more of the same — and probably one of the reasons women hate men. Maddox’s observations run from A (Ass-Kicking) to Z (Zombies); if you’re already a fan of this stuff, you won’t be disappointed. Men who have any self-respect, however, should stay away, lest they be compelled to cut off their own penises in shame.