By Michael Slezak
Updated June 01, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT
Sanaa Lathan: Gregg DeGuire/

So Sanaa Lathan (pictured) is joining the cast of Nip/Tuck as a Babealicious Rex, who, along with her much-older husband, purchases the McNamara/Troy practice run by the show’s main characters, Sean and Christian. Meanwhile, everybody’s favorite poetess-blogger, Rosie O’Donnell, is also signing up for a tour of duty on Ryan Murphy’s out-there soap (her account of confusing Murphy and The Shield‘s Shawn Ryan is pretty awesome). Anyhow, as someone who found Nip/Tuck‘s most recent season finale borderline unwatchable, I thought perhaps the PopWatch community could suggest some options for incorporating Lathan and/or O’Donnell into the show. So won’t you choose from one of the following plotline multiple-choice options?

A. A wealthy wife (Lathan) provides the ultimate reconstructive challenge for Christian and Troy when she contracts the Ebola virus from a jank clam.

B. A former daytime talk-show host (Lathan) clandestinely undergoes gastric-bypass surgery.

C. The return of Riding the Bus With My Sister‘s Beth Simon!

D. One word: Foursome.

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