By Amy Ryan
Updated May 25, 2006 at 06:20 PM EDT
Credit: Pussycat Dolls: Rick Diamond/

From the Department of Duh: Hasbro is scrapping plans to manufacture a line of dolls modeled after the Pussycat Dolls after receiving thousands of complaints from parents who, for some reason, didn’t think that toys inspired by the burlesque girl-group were appropriate for 6-year-olds. Alas, this means we also probably won’t ever see that R. Kelly coloring book, or that Big Love Barbie set — actually three Barbies, one Ken, and three adjoining Dreamhouses with a single backyard.

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