May 19, 2006 at 04:00 AM EDT

Poseidon

type
Movie
Current Status
In Season
mpaa
PG-13
runtime
98 minutes
Wide Release Date
05/12/06
performer
Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Andre Braugher, Kevin Dillon, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum
director
Wolfgang Petersen
distributor
Warner Bros.
author
Mark Protosevich
genre
Action Adventure

Poseidon may have opened to a dismal $22 million last weekend, but it was the mildewed flick’s choice ”dialogue” that left us speechless. Herewith, our top four terrifically terrible lines.

”I’m an architect. These ships weren’t designed to stay afloat upside down.”

— Richard Nelson (Richard Dreyfuss)

”It’s a pressure valve. It won’t open unless there’s tremendous pressure.”

— Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell)

”You don’t just get the nickname Lucky Larry. You got to be lucky.”

— Lucky Larry (Kevin Dillon)

”They’re rare, they’re unpredictable, and they are lethal.”

— Captain Bradford, on rogue waves (Andre Braugher)

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