By Scott Brown
May 19, 2006 at 12:00 PM EDT

Apparently, Axl Rose has been attacked. Don’t worry, he’s OK. It was only Tommy Hilfiger.

The designer took two swings at Rose at Rosario Dawson’s birthday party, where the current incarnation of Guns N’ Roses was playing a special, all-acoustic set. Supposedly, Hilfiger was dragged away by his own security detail.

I myself react this way every time I hear “November Rain,” so I can understand Tommy’s situation. (There’s no official word on why Hilfiger attacked Rose.)

I repeat: Axl is OK. Chinese Democracy is on schedule.